Once again, I receive an email from yet another pathetic little dick loser. This one asking for his little peen to be mocked with My two fingers measuring his “little thing” (as he called it). Before even seeing his little dick, I had him send tribute and if it was puny enough, I would put him on My Wall of Shame. So there you go, you are puny enough to make it on My wall!
Congrats loser!